Saturday, October 19, 2013
Torrid Husk Interview
1.For those that have never heard of you before, can you tell us a little bit about the band?
Torrid Husk© is a dynamic innovative force revolutionizing the face, the look, and the sound of modern metal. We are born of a shared vision of sound investiture, an interest in arbitrage pricing theory, and the machinations of anti-altruistic commerce.
2.How would you describe the musical sound that is present on the new album?
Sound is irrelevant. Mingo© is as much an euphoric sensual experience as it is an omnipotent entity, destroying and revitalizing its essence with each subsequent examination of the prerequisite intellectual holdings and alluring intricacies of the depth and breadth of the subject matter.
3.Can you tell us a little bit more about the song lyrics on the new recording?
4.What is the meaning and inspiration behind the name Torrid Husk?
Torrid Husk©was an amalgamation of carefully drafted, polled, and focus-grouped market investors. The name has been crafted such that EVERY important market share will be capitalized through externalities and leave our budget untouched. Torrid Husk©represents the penultimate vision of Black Metal as espoused by the demands of our learned constituents.
5.What are some of the best shows that the band has played so far and how would you describe your stage performance?
“Performance” is a gross parody of the anti-intellectual, post-carnal diasporism that is demanded by our shareholders. Our music is not a show, our Vision© is more than can be understood through a pantomime of the glorious truth (pat. pend); Truth© that is only arrived and through careful research and study.
6.Do you have any show plans for the future?
We are holding out for the G20.
7.Currently you are unsigned, are you looking for a label or have received any interest?
“Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision.” - Ayn Rand
8. On a worldwide level how has the feedback been to your music by fans of black metal?
9.Are there any other musical projects going on these days?
“Musical Project” represents a paradigm we have long since shed. The days of the “Project” are gone along with Marx and his Proletariat. The Bold, Impetuous Vision extruded under the Torrid Husk© brand is one that can only only be embodied through the extemporaneous analysis of the Self and the Anti-Self, the seen and the unseen, the verisimilitude of intrepidity.
10.What direction do you see your music heading into on future releases?
We seek to expand our share of the international financial architecture, produce boundless returns for our most loyal investors, and transcend the multimedia shackles that have held back the droves of imitators and those who lacked the integrity to lead the listener as a shepherd leads his hapless flock. We are confident our album will be available nationwide, on the shelves of every major retailer in the United States by the end of the fiscal quarter.
11.What are some bands or musical styles that have influenced your music and also what are you listening to nowadays?
We do not pollute our creative drive with the subpar filth proffered by the masses and those who seek only to tarnish the gleaming standard that we have crowned upon Modern Black Metal.
12.Outside of music what are some of your interests?
Jon, our bassist, certified public account, and Leader of Product Vision© has to take some time now and then to hit the back 9. Tyler, our guitarist and primary share holder, spends most of his time slaving away in the office, working towards his dream of ending the “greeniac infestation” of America, and suing environmentalists. Tony, our drummer and director of fiscal finance, works tirelessly to maximize Torrid Husk©’s influence in the global MarketScape©.
13.Any final words or thoughts before we wrap up this interview? Synergy, Capital-Gains, Leadership.